Friday, December 30, 2005 10 Unwritten Rules of Friendster Para sa mga "adik" sa Friendster10 UNWRITTEN RULES OF FRIENDSTER 1. To the people who have like more than 500 friend's, are you serious? Nobody in this universe has that many friends... you're stupid. Go kill yourself.Those who have more than 1 account? That's stupid.The friends you have in your first account can also be seen in your second or third account.That's stupid.Trying to be popular?Behead yourself coz that's stupid. 2. If you're ugly stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" doesn't convince anybody. at least you can work on your personality 3. Don't ever post pictures and say "omg im so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. please put away the rod and reel cause your just fishin for compliments. 4. Nobody cares about threats over the internet. So don't try to act "astig" with the keyboard...that's so sad! unless you actually physically beat someone with the keyboard. then thats ironically hilarious. 5. If all your pictures look the same...don't post them all! Please put some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways. We don't care if its inverted, black and white, or faded out. a face is a face. 6. Who really gives a rat's ass if I don't accept you as a friend...MOVE ON. Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up?" I don't want you as a friend or I just don't care, that's what's up! 7. Tennagers 18-years-old-and-below who have friendster and LOOK LIKE SLUTS, go somewhere else because NOBODY wants you here except petaphiles, and is that what you want? to be raped? no you don't so RUN, RUN FAST!! 8. No one is really going to die in 6 days or have bad relationships for 5 years if they don't pass your nonsense chain bulletin. so stop saying that! (its so nonsense I puke everytime I see one) 9. If you have decided to read this, You are a true Friendster Friend. Real friends read their bulletins. 10. It serves to eliminate people who are desperately trying to add "friends" like it's a popularity contest in high school. Good riddance! Copy and repost in your own bulletin as "10 UNWRITTEN RULES OF FRIENDSTER"
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