Thursday, August 28, 2008

The Otaku Life Cycle

1. You see an anime on TV and become interested in it
2. You're actively downloading animes and watch them regularly
3. Thanks to seeing a lot of OP/EDs you become interested in jpop/jrock and start listening to it
4. You become interested in japanese games like PS2 jrpgs
5. Gradually hentai becomes okay and you start watching it
6. You start regularly visiting imageboards
7. You now have a weird fetish like guro, moe or lolikon
8. You start reading visual novels
9. You decide to learn Japanese
10. You're now visiting Japanese image boards and forums
11. You move to Japan
12. After living in Japan for 3 months your dreams are shattered and commit suicide

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